Monday, 17 July 2017

今日乜都唔講, 得啖笑, 過把瘾, 算咯!

嗱! 兄弟, 唔怕得罪, 貧道以相論相,以格論格, 不怕直言, 你一世無妻無子無後, 弧獨終老, 無人送終, 至於富貴方面, 嗱! 聽清楚啦, 一係好富貴,家財憶萬, 好似保年寺主持一樣, 一係好似蘇秀中咁,要食綜援! 言盡於此, 盛惠人仔一百, 多謝,多謝!
(車! 臭道士呃人嘅, 冇句準, 我已經有老婆,又有兩個小三, 你睇下我, 頭都冇香疤, 我都唔係真…, 咁都唔識睇,渣!)


 唉!
真係冇眼睇, 仲話係教師同埋做教育,
咁嘅語句都可以寫到出嚟,
寫個服字!!!


你話點講好咯! 咁嘅中文!

普及教育幾十年, 原來結果是搜瘦不分, 唉!










 中華文化博大精深, 文雅優美, 你話係唔係?
(車,以前就係, 家陣就擇使!睇下神州某些城鎮的街名, 唉!!!)



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